when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
If you could create your own reality show, what would it be about?
If only i had checked myself
guy who wrecked himself (via aye-davanita)
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I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But I do know this, that in his heart, he’s not an American. He’s just not an American.
Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.”
Seriously, why don’t these guys just buy one of our mugs?
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So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
